This is a dream I had the other night.

Somehow I was chosen to be on the finale of The Biggest Loser. Well everyone was really mad at me because I had only lost 10 pounds and that was an embarrassment for the show. I tried to explain that I didn’t know I was going to be on the show or else I would have tried to lose more weight. Then Jillian came up started yelling at me hard core. So the producers came up to me and handed me the spandex and the sports bra to put on during the commercial break for the weigh in… Well I start to freak out because I wouldn’t even put on spandex and a sports bra and look in the mirror in my private home, and here I was about to get in front of a live audience and the millions of people watching on TV and weigh myself… So in a panic, I start to try to find a way to escape. I’m running through these dark hallways wearing nothing but spandex shorts and a sports bra. Well before too long I am being chased because I am supposed to be on TV now. I keep running and running and I’m getting nowhere. Finally I run out in to a big crowd of people, all very large people who were saying that it’s ridiculous that I’ve made it this far on the show and I am not an inspiration to them. I tried to explain to them that I never was on the show. Then the producers and the hosts corner me and tell me it’s my duty to America to do this, so all of the sudden I started shoving Little Debbie’s Christmas Trees in my mouth to prove to them I’m not the person that needs to go on television to be an example. It didn’t work, they made me go and weigh myself in front of the world. It was awesome.

So I’ve been sucked in to the world of the supernatural along with the rest of the planet. I’ll be the first to admit that I devoured the Twilight series in less than week last Thanksgiving. I’ve been a Harry Potter fan since J.K. Rowling started scribing it on a napkin in a cafe. And last but not least, I love the True Blood series on HBO… Now this past Thanksgiving my cousin told me that the Sookie Stackhouse series that True Blood show was created from, is a great book series. So I started reading it. Well I must say that I don’t love the books as much as I love the show. I actually don’t love the books at all, but I am still reading them every night. Along with reading these books I found the last Harry Potter book on CD that bought for a trip to Houston last year, so I’ve been listening to those CDs in my car this week, since I couldn’t even remember if Snape was bad or not in the end… So lately my only entertainment has been about the supernatural.

So I’ve been surrounded and I keep thinking, what if there is a world that we don’t know about? Of course that is ridiculous, but with the description of the vampires in the Sookie Stackhouse books, I’m pretty sure my ex who lives in Houston just might be one. Except he likes garlic… a lot, he gave me a silver bracelet once, and he goes out during the daytime. But he was absolutely closed off, just like the vampires, and when you ask him a question he didn’t want to answer he would shut off and refuse to answer you. AND you could never know what in the world he was thinking. Plus he was tall and mysterious and had a thick accent. So… problem solved, he must have been a vampire. Or not. Either way it is an entertaining thought.

Man I need to start reading some historical fiction, or something set in this world.